domingo, 25 de octubre de 2009

Ralph Lauren te quiere esquelética



Internet es muy ingrato y una novedad saca muy deprisa a otros clásicos de tu corazón. Esta página fue para Beijing Chic una parada obligatoria durante mucho tiempo. Su autora es cínica, crítica, respeta la cultura popular, dibuja como Leonardo Da Vinci y tiene un montón de talento. Si Beijing Chic pudiera contratar un caricaturista pagaría por esta mujer lo que pidiera. Sin embargo unas páginas sustituyen a otras y de repente ya ni te acuerdas de lo divertida que era Gallery of The Absurd. Pero aquí estaba esperandonós. Actualizando y trabajando como siempre. Le debemos un montón de actualizaciones para desagraviarla. Y en este blog otra cosa no pero palabra tenermos.

Ralph Lauren, the designer known for creating yawn-inducing clothing for middle class esteem seekers, has been under fire lately for the almost comical heavy-handed photoshopping of one of his models. To make matters worse, the model used in the ad has just been fired by Ralph Lauren for being too fat. Ralph Lauren claims Filippa Hamilton's size 8, 120lb body was too huge to fit into his clothes so he fired her. Since Ralphie Boy likes his women skeletal, he should consider replacing his models with a fleet of life-size skeleton models. They don't eat, don't complain, and best of all, they have wheels! This makes it easy for he and his stylists to push them around the lawns of country manors and yacht clubs for photo-shoots. By using life-size skeleton models, he'll never have a problem with fit nor will he waste time and money photoshopping his models to look skeletal. Problem solved.

Fuente: Gallery of the Absurd

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